Sun 27th January: Eugene McGrade & Ann
Marie Kelly.
Cradien:
Sun 27th January: Enda Coyle.
Mass Servers:
Tempo:
Week Beg 20th Jan: Cormac Breen, Jack Kenny Quinn,
Lily Tunney, Isobel Murphy.
Week Beg 27th Jan: Erin Slevin, Rose Mallon,
Hannah McNabb & Aoife Kelly.
Cradien:
Week Beg 20th Jan: Michael & Ellen Cleary,
Cormac Cox.
Week Beg 27th Jan: James Moore, Enya Moss, Isabella
Wright.
Anniversaries:
Tempo:
Friday 8.00pm Cassie Conlon.
Seamus
McCusker, Drumackin.
Pat Murphy
Killaculla & deceased family members.
Cradien:
Sunday 20/1 9.30am Pat Cox & deceased family
members, Mullanaskea.
A story:
I like the following story. It goes like this. The rich industrialist from
the North was horrified to find the Southern Fisherman lying lazily beside his boat,
smoking a pipe. “Why aren’t you out fishing?” said the industrialist. “Because I
have caught enough fish for the day” said the fisherman. “Why don’t you catch some
more?” “What would I do with them?” “You could earn more money” was the industrialists
reply. “With that you could have a motor fixed to your boat---and catch more fish.
Then you would make enough to buy nylon nets. These would bring you more fish and
more money. Soon you would make enough money to buy two boats—maybe a fleet of boats.
Then you would be a rich man like me”. “What would i do then?”asked the fisherman.
“Then you could really enjoy life”. What do you think I am doing right now?
Are you too busy?:
A man comes into his company’s
lunchroom one day and sits down
next to his friend. He opens his lunch bag, pulls out a sandwich, opens the wrapping
and peers down. Oh, he says to his friend. “What’s the matter?” asks his friend.
A cheese sandwich! I hate cheese sandwiches, he says and grumpily starts choking
it down. They’re awful. So dry. The next day he sits down next the same friend,
and opens his lunch bag. “O, I can’t believe it” he says. “Another cheese sandwich”.
His friend shakes his head sympathetically and watches his friend grimace as he
eats the sandwich. On the third day, the man once again sits down next to his friend
and opens his lunch bag. “Oh brother” he says. “Another cheese sandwich?”. His friend
says, “Boy, you really hate cheese sandwiches, don’t you?” “Yes I can’t stand them!”
Finally his friend says, If you don’t mind me asking something, why don’t you just
tell your wife to stop making you cheese sandwiches. “Oh”, says the man, “I’m not
married”. “Well then”, said his friend, “who makes your cheeses every day?” “I do”,
he said.
Ordination:
Fr Larry Duffy will be ordained Bishop of Clogher on Sunday
10th Feb in St Macartan’s Cathedral at 3.00pm.
Dooneen Centre: Classes resume as usual on
16th January – Art and Yoga both start at 7.30 and Ceili and Old Time Dancing at
9.15pm. New members welcome to start at any time.
Hooks and Needles Crochet and Knitting group: are back on Tuesday 22 January
at 8.00pm in Tempo Resource Centre, Main Street, Tempo. Entrance fee is £3.00. Everyone
welcome. Further information available from Teresa 07872 187413 or Bernie 07594
333443.
West Clogher PTAA Annual Dinner
Dance in Mahon’s
Hotel, Irvinestown on Sunday 27th January at 8.00pm. Guest Speaker, Matt Boylan
(All Ireland President). Music by Sprig of Heather. Tickets £20.00.